So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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