How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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