Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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