what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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