There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
