let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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