We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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