i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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