She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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