hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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