I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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