she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
