Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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