I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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