Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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