I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
