i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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