yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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