If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Shame is for Republicans.
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