If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
