I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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