Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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