I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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