we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and she was petting her beer can
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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