shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Houston, we have a squirter
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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