no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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