my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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