Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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