Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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