So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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