Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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