she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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