This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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