he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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