Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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