no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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