ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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