Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”