I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?