Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
me + whiskey = a bad person
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