Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?

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(386): View more from Florida

Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

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(503): View more from Oregon

My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers

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(512): View more from Texas

Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.

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(562): View more from California

she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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(585): View more from New York

you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool

(217): View more from Illinois

Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.

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