he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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