this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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