I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We need a shit load of segways right now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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