It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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