HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
