u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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