That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
no, he came in my armpit
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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