bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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