You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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