I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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