Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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