Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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