its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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