do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
