It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
