My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I could make wine with my vomit
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Come share oat with me in your robe
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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