HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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