If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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