your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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