i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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